Royal Coffin Stash Box

A Bluelips Exclusive! Designed for just us our own candy lips. These non collagen treated lips are almost as big as Melanie Griffiths, but taste good. They are 6 inches by 2 inches and come in a meat tray. And they are blue raspberry flavored, too!

Historic funerary replica embellished with authentic hieroglyphic pigment bands.

It's sick. It's sexy, it's MORTUARY ACADEMY and it's not for the squeamish! A bawdy black comedy with a campy all-star cast, MORTUARY ACADEMY stars heartthrob Christopher Atkins (The Blue Lagoon) with Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov (the unforgettable stars of the cult classic Eating Raoul) in a sexy spoof of the mortuary business. Forced, along with his brother Sam, to graduate from the Mortuary Academy in order to inherit his late uncle's $2 million estate, shy Max Grimm encounters the hilarious horrors of life after death. But when they learn that the corrupt Dr. Prescott (Bartel) has bled the once-lucrative school dry, the brothers Grimm enlist the help of their colorful classmates to resurrect a dead rock band and save the school. An outrageous mix of sexy sight-gags and campy humor makes MORTUARY ACADEMY the killer comedy of the year. 86 minutes

Now this is a cool item for those Halloween parties in which a great brew is served. This is a solid bottle opener, made of cold cast resin and hand painted. It's about 5.5 inches long