Imperial Skeleton Sarcophagus

A Bluelips Exclusive! Designed for just us our own candy lips. These non collagen treated lips are almost as big as Melanie Griffiths, but taste good. They are 6 inches by 2 inches and come in a meat tray. And they are blue raspberry flavored, too!

Hook your badge up to this crime scene lanyard and cause your co-workers and boss to salivate because they will want one, too!

It's sick. It's sexy, it's MORTUARY ACADEMY and it's not for the squeamish! A bawdy black comedy with a campy all-star cast, MORTUARY ACADEMY stars heartthrob Christopher Atkins (The Blue Lagoon) with Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov (the unforgettable stars of the cult classic Eating Raoul) in a sexy spoof of the mortuary business. Forced, along with his brother Sam, to graduate from the Mortuary Academy in order to inherit his late uncle's $2 million estate, shy Max Grimm encounters the hilarious horrors of life after death. But when they learn that the corrupt Dr. Prescott (Bartel) has bled the once-lucrative school dry, the brothers Grimm enlist the help of their colorful classmates to resurrect a dead rock band and save the school. An outrageous mix of sexy sight-gags and campy humor makes MORTUARY ACADEMY the killer comedy of the year. 86 minutes

This is the same as our larger Purple skull, but on a smaller scale. It's 1.25 inches tall. These make a great worry skull or a fidget skull in your pocket.