Constipated

Aged verdigris patina across solid weighty bronze alloy pedestal mount.

This gorgeous cold cast resin piece measures L: 1.75' x W: 1.5' x L: 4' is hand painted and includes a mummy. The sarcophagus lid lifts off for you to find the mummy inside. If you'd like a larger version of this item we also carry it in the 7 inch version.

It's sick. It's sexy, it's MORTUARY ACADEMY and it's not for the squeamish! A bawdy black comedy with a campy all-star cast, MORTUARY ACADEMY stars heartthrob Christopher Atkins (The Blue Lagoon) with Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov (the unforgettable stars of the cult classic Eating Raoul) in a sexy spoof of the mortuary business. Forced, along with his brother Sam, to graduate from the Mortuary Academy in order to inherit his late uncle's $2 million estate, shy Max Grimm encounters the hilarious horrors of life after death. But when they learn that the corrupt Dr. Prescott (Bartel) has bled the once-lucrative school dry, the brothers Grimm enlist the help of their colorful classmates to resurrect a dead rock band and save the school. An outrageous mix of sexy sight-gags and campy humor makes MORTUARY ACADEMY the killer comedy of the year. 86 minutes

Talk about looking snappy! Work for an ME's office, think about the impression you can make when you arrive at the murder scene wearing this tie.